my mom just bought mitt romney toilet paper
if you thought i was lying
that must be hard to get your butt clean when you wipe it up with more shit
Chrome, what?…What’s happening to you?
You’re scaring me, Chrome…
forgive me god, for i have sinned
My co-worker sent an email saying he would be late because he was trying to untie a squirrel tail knot. I asked for a picture, and he delivered.
This is the email he sent:I was pressed into squirrel rescue this morning on my way out. 5 young squirrels got tangled in Christmas lights in my neighbor’s yard. We got the lights off, but now their tails are one big knot, so I have to bring them into a rescue place to untie them, as I am unequipped to untie squirrel tail knots. I should be in this afternoon.
What with all the “Thor 2” filming set photos and all of us going crazy in the fandom, asking WHERE THE HELL IS HIDDLES while there are big things happening with Thor’s new hair.
Guys. His hair grew even longer. Thor is Asgard’s blond princess. So why the hell not be magical as well ;P
Bring Loki back, Thor.
You can do it.
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