hetaliainyourlife: pilts: Thought i’d reblog since it’s all so amazing!
presidentboob: shakeyourbuddah: roselalond: roselalond: my mom just bought mitt romney toilet paper if you thought i was lying that must be hard to get your butt clean when you wipe it up with more shit
zombieskully: Chrome, what?…What’s happening to you? Chrome… Ch-chrome… You’re scaring me, Chrome…
thequeenofbutts: normal person reading: me reading:
dogcorn: theyellowbrickroad: corndogs are the freakin bomb dude heck yeah they are
baysidebayleef: we were getting ready to take a test in chemistry but our teacher was apologizing to us and i didn’t really understand until he handed out the answer sheet and it was this
dirks: dirks: You can’t spell neighbor without ‘neigh’. I just had a car accident and I’m so glad I didn’t die because this would have been my last post ever, fuck.
seize-the-ass: dieintherain: nutella-boy: kingcheddarxvii: Wow “kissing” is such a dumb word “Face battle” sounds way cooler “may i challenge you to a face battle my good lady” Literally my new pick up line. i would have to say yes to anyone who asked this
bloodbending: demoncolbert: OH MY GOD i went into the bank and asked what day it was and the teller said “march 26th” so i asked “and the year?” and she kinda looked at me for a second before saying “2012”. i threw my hands up in the air and yelled “IT WORKED” before turning to leave. THEN AS I WAS JOGGING OUT OF THE BANK SOME OTHER DUDE CAME UP TO ME LIKE “HOLY CRAP, YOUR MACHINE WORKED...
thewinchesterswagger: ih0peyourwifidies: omg my mom just came into my room and told me that I’m spending too much time on the internet so she told me “I’m sorry I have to do this but its for your own good…” and then she proceeded to delete the internet explorer icon from my desktop I’m laughing so hard I’m gonna pee myself omfg
sophisticatedllama: cheshislove: bobster855: Legitimate rape - the new birth control method. Dead. Oh my jesus.
Just a simple PSA
kankripeixes: cant-ride-a-quesadilla: Cannon = thing that goes boom Canon = an event that occurs within a published story they both destroy ships tho
extraordinaryminustheextra: realizing you have an assignment due the next day that you did not start
yourgold: remember when zeke admitted he bakes and could make creme brulee man that was one of the biggest plot twists in movie history
joshishollywood: I don’t think we take enough time to appreciate the periods in our life when our noses aren’t runny. Is your nose runny right now? No? Think about that. Honestly reflect on it. Enjoy this era of peace. There are dark times on the horizon
my school: you don't talk much.
me: cos you're not in my fandom.
me: omg i have so much stuff to do
me: i don't even have enough time for all this
me: *opens tumblr*
ibetmittromney: I bet Mitt Romney is the 0.01% of germs purell doesn’t kill.
In third grade: Learn cursive, you will use it for the rest of your life
Middle School: Write in cursive if you want, but make sure it's readable
High School: Please don't write in cursive
College: If you do not type it I will not grade your paper
fasterfood: stayingstrong-movingon: jawnsolo: ninjawear: howtodresswell: would u punch a kid for $500,000 shit I’ll do it for $10 i’ll give you $10 to let me punch a kid we shouldn’t be punching kids u guise looks like we found the kid who you’ll all be punching
delonge-my-thong: dependsonblink: hahry: its almost sweater weather god bless america It;s always sweater weather
When i want to show a fandom to a friend
carouselmafia: This gif especially pertains to the Hetalia fandom.
beyoncgay: what if all of taylor swifts ex’s got together and preformed a musical about her
borles: i could do my homework or i could set myself on fire